Spade is just another name for a shovel
Dearest Sandra,
Seems like I am getting to know you better than any woman other than my wife. I'm sorry I have never had the opportunity to meet you face to face, but I can guarantee you that face to face meetings are completely overrated. Sharon and I did not have a face to face meeting for over a month, once we had a face to face meeting, which lasted for three days, I asked her to marry me. Thirty days later I was born. My life had actually begun. I had loved this woman long before meeting her face to face. I am so sorry that Shawn departed this plane of existence and you are right there are none of us that "die" it's simply the word that we have chosen to place upon our inability to recognize another soul. Other than the 97% water and 2.99% minerals that makes up our bodies, that little 1% is our soul. It is the energy that this vehicle we call a body transports around and facilitates our souls experiencing the physical experiences which we encounter. Being pure energy, the soul can neither be created nor be destroyed, only changed. This is true of all energy and is the basis of Einsteins theory of relativity. That energy can neither be created, nor destroyed. Only changed. The energy from our sun is not true energy. It is simply a product that has transitioned from the driving force of the sun. This transformation of energy sustains all of the lifeforms on our planet. Whether it be a blade of grass, an elephant, a human being, even one who is puka. Those that we've had in our lives that have transitioned are able to communicate with us. We simply have to be receptive.
I am sure that a greater awareness in all of us will increase our ability to communicate on a freer and more frequent basis. I plan on coming back very often and visiting with Sharon and those in her life that have enriched it and continue to do so. I also plan on watching out for and protecting her and taking names and kickin' ass where needed. She'll never be without me, but she like you is going to have to learn in her own way how to accept finding the toilet seat always down. I use this only as an example because Sharon has had the good fortune of having the most perfect husband and never finds the seat in the wrong position. I suggest you ask her juist for verification. Because you know if a man will lie about a toilet seat he's not to be trusted. Any man who does not lie about the toilet seat you know has to be very close to God. As a matter of fact, one of the first things he ever taught me was that cold porcelain accompanied by wet cold water in the middle of the night on a half awakened posterior sucks. I have learned most of my lessons in life by making my own mistakes and observing some of those perpetrated by others. I get an occasional "are you sure that's the word you want to use?" glance from my wife, but it seems to always be followed by the twinkle in her eye, the smile on her face, an an almost unspoken apology for even thinking of doubting my vocabulary. At any rate thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And if you feel I have missed something to thank you for, please throw in the appropriate amount you feel is necessary. And if I have ever caused you heartache or drawn up unpleasant memories, I apologize. But as a youngster raised on a farm I found no matter how careful you tiptoe in the chicken coop there is no way to make it all the way through without breaking a few eggs along the way. Any other apologies that you feel I may owe you I am sure if you rethink them you should be able to discover the error in your ways.
Respectively, Lovingly
Ken Aaron


Dear "Truth-Teller-of-Toilet-Seat", ;<
Thank you for sharing about your trustworthiness in your ever-humorous style. Thank you also for sharing with me how much you love Sharon. That is very sweet & brings tears of joy to my eyes. Bless your heart, dear Ken.
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