Hello - it's Wednesday, I usually have two things to look forward to on Wednesday. Well, let's make that three. The first is waking up in the arms of my loving wife. In my opinion the main reason that I am still dwelling on this planet. The second thing is, it's my oxygen day. It is the day that Valley Home Medical sends Lionel accompanied by either Eric or Bob or Matt or Jeremy or someone else new. Again I feel that my dwelling on this planet is directly related to their weekly visits on Wednesday morning. Third is probably one of the more important reasons that I am still alive is Wednesday is the evening that the new episode of South Park is shown, which gives me my only taste of reality and actual socialization with people that I find are so much like me.

Some people may say, "even though they are cartoons??" Evidently these are people that really have a narrow outlook on life and have a great deal of difficulty distinguishing the difference between real and make-believe. When I told this to Kenny the other day he not only laughed, but for the first time since I have known him I was able to understand every word he said. And I figured that I had better quote that. What he said was, "it just really surprises me that there are so many people that can't even speak their own language, let alone understand it, from such a highly educated and literate person as I." Oh yeah, in parting he said, " and smuffv owl the res of the netherds out there and it's time they killed off Cartman instead of me." I just can't believe how profound this small group of intellectuals find time to come up with all the great enlightenment that they freely give to all of us every week.. And I am surprised that this Hubbard guy isn't really worried about his place and standing of spiritual leaders.

Well, I must go now and get ready for my weekly dose of intellectual enlightenment and fill up my bowl of cheezy poofs, my soda pip, and maybe a candy bar or two. I was thinking of hot dogs, but can't remember which one of my very close friends is Jewish and I don't want to insult them with violating their restrictions on certain foods, so I figured we would just have pepperoni pizza.